Yesterday I finally made it to the beauty shop and got my hair cut and colored. Oh I feel like a new woman again. I love my stylist. She’s hip and funky and I always come out of there looking and feeling like a million bucks. I then made my way over to Sally’s Beauty [...]
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then I suddenly remembered that I [...]
Woe is me. I’m feeling a little blue and sorry for myself. Most everyone I know is on vacation or returning from vacation. Mine isn’t for another two weeks. Blah-poor me. So I’m sitting here with pup in lap listening to my iPod which is playing twenty minutes of ‘Pleasant Beach’. The sound of gentle [...]
…but come on–you got to love it!
The economy is sooooo bad that…
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people, who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
Hot-wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4-ouncers.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job is [...]
There’s a foreign noise on my roof. Pitter-patter, pitter-patter. I look outside and the ground is wet. Hmmm-what could it be? The Canadian cold front is finally here! Bye-bye 100 degrees-well at least for the next couple of days. It supposed to rain all day and I can’t wait. I think this is because I [...]
It’s Sunday and the first day I’ve felt I could blog in a while. I’m doing my Sunday morning thing-listening to smooth jazz on the radio, sipping coffee, and trying to wake up. So far so good since I’m writing this. I’ve noticed that it’s that time of year where blog entries are few, the [...]
Well I don’t know about you but last night there were a few tense moments when I thought the Bachelorette was going to say goodbye to Kiptyn and pick Wes. Thankfully it was the opposite. I still think she made a mistake by letting Jake go. But that’s just my opinion. The rest of the [...]
I’ve been up now for a few hours trying to wake up and get awake enough to finish something for work that needs to be done by Monday. Let me tell you what I’ve accomplished so far.
1. Woke up (that’s always a good thing)
2. Took puppy outside
3. Fed puppy breakfast
4. Made coffee (drummed fingers incessantly [...]
Hurray! The weekend has started. I really don’t have any plans other than my little gathering to celebrate the 4th. I’m not sure what’s with me lately but peace and quiet has become very appealing. Okay so maybe I’ve turned into a hermit? I ventured out on to Facebook this morning and it looks like [...]
