This may be in poor taste
Jul
18
2009
…but come on–you got to love it!
- The economy is sooooo bad that…
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people, who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
Hot-wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4-ouncers.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?”
Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citi-group.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally…
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
